Isaac:
"Why did the chicken cross the road??
The chicken crossed the road because he wanted to get to the other side.
His baby was on the other side.
The daddy and mommy chicken were playing hemp-scotch across the road from the baby
Hemp-scotch is where you jump across the road, away from your mommy and daddy, and then turn around and yell
HEMP-SCOTCH!!!"
Footnote: I am copying this out of Isaac's journal, where Beck scribbled it down. I have to be really careful not to let the squashed butterfly drop out from between the pages.
That's what little boys are made of.
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