Isaac's in the tub. Although this is irrelevant to the story, he has been in there for an hour and 15 minutes. Her says he's going to "stay in there forever".
Isaac looks up at me: Daddy, I'm playing with my buttcrack.
Sweet.
There's hairs growing down there.
oh, yeah?
Isaac pauses, crinkles his forehead.
"GET THEM OUT!!!!!!!"
Not sure how to break this to you, son...
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