Me: (grumbling about a neighbor who doesn't shovel their sidewalk) "Wow, guys, I guess we should buy these people a snow shovel"
Jack: "Why?" (you saw that one coming, right?)
Me: Well, they don't shovel their sidewalk, so maybe they don't have one.
Jack: I think maybe it's because just a man lives there.
Me: Why would that matter?
Jack: Maybe he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Me: Why would having a girlfriend mean he would have a shovel? (The "why" tables have turned, I'm enjoying this immensely)
Jack: Well...If he had a girlfriend, they could have a baby, and when the baby got bigger like Vera (our 2 year old neighbor) she wouldn't be able to walk on the snow, and THEN...he would get a shovel.
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